CapnCocaine's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 2,284 (From 452 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 38,160 Points

Cap'n Marcela's Winter Wonderland

Game Completed Unlocked 12/13/15
25 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Captain Fugly

Rank I Unlocked 9/29/11
5 Points
Reach level 8
Rank II 10 Points Reach level 15
Rank III 10 Points Reach Level 22
Rank IV 25 Points Reach Level 29
Rank V 25 Points Complete all 35 levels.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)

Castle of the Insect King

Fear and Loathing Unlocked 5/6/12
10 Points
Hallucinate
Swampgas Shotgun Unlocked 5/6/12
10 Points
Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun
King of the Castle Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
Beat the game.
Astral Traveler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/70 points)

Cat Astro Phi

Hello Joshua Unlocked 12/9/10
5 Points
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
M41-A Unlocked 12/8/10
5 Points
Kill all bots on any level
Autopilot to LV-426 Unlocked 12/8/10
10 Points
Complete Planet 1
Express elevator to hell Unlocked 12/9/10
10 Points
Complete Planet 2
Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Farewell Sulaco 10 Points Complete Planet 3
Eric and the Floaters 25 Points Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
I'll go out there 25 Points Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
We love you guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/155 points)

Catchy Orbit

Collector Unlocked 12/23/13
10 Points
Get 500 balls!
Destroyer Unlocked 12/23/13
10 Points
Blow up 300 rocks!
Game Fan Unlocked 12/23/13
10 Points
Play the game for 15 minutes!
Blast Power Unlocked 12/23/13
25 Points
Get 100 breaker balls!
Pearls Unlocked 12/23/13
25 Points
Get 6000 score in one level!
Pull Power Unlocked 12/23/13
25 Points
Get 100 range balls!
Champion 50 Points Get 100000 score!
Winner 100 Points Beat all the levels with 3 stars

Medals Earned: 6/8 (105/255 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 3/3/13
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 3/3/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
Proletariat Unlocked 3/3/13
5 Points
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Unpatriotic Unlocked 3/3/13
5 Points
Defeat the Patriots.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 4/3/10
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 4/3/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 4/3/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 4/3/10
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 4/3/10
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 4/3/10
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)

Chainsaw Princess

Blessed by the Powerup God Unlocked 3/31/13
5 Points
Earn a powerup
Chainsaw Novice Unlocked 3/31/13
5 Points
Earn 10,000 points
Try Jumping 5 Points Die without jumping
Butcher 10 Points Kill 25 trolls
Chainsaw Journeyman 10 Points Earn 25,000 points
Collector 10 Points Collect 50 gems
Chainsaw Expert 25 Points Earn 40,000 points
Connoisseur 25 Points Collect 100 gems
Marauder 25 Points Kill 50 trolls
Chainsaw Master 50 Points Earn 60,000 points
Gilded Mistress 50 Points Collect 200 gems
Lady of Slaughter 50 Points Kill 100 trolls
Chainsaw GOD 100 Points Earn 80,000 points

Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/370 points)

Charlie Buchanan: Job

Charlie Buchanan, BAMF Unlocked 7/23/12
10 Points
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)