CapnCocaine's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 2,284 (From 452 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 38,160 Points

Breakfast

Egg Unlocked 8/24/12
5 Points
You soft boiled an egg.
Toast Unlocked 8/24/12
5 Points
You made toast.
Grapefruit Unlocked 8/24/12
10 Points
You cut a grapefruit.
Juice Unlocked 8/24/12
10 Points
You made juice.
Coffee Unlocked 8/24/12
25 Points
You made coffee with suger.
Cereal Unlocked 8/24/12
50 Points
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
Cupid's Arrow Unlocked 8/24/12
100 Points
^__^

Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)

Bullet Audyssey

Planet Sars Unlocked 11/23/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury 5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
My First Quantum Sidekick Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 2/22/11
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/22/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 2/22/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/500 points)

Burrito Bison Revenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 3/3/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 3/3/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated Unlocked 3/4/12
25 Points
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK Unlocked 3/4/12
50 Points
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers Unlocked 3/3/12
50 Points
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/390 points)

But RoboPolice are...

100 Gold Unlocked 7/23/12
25 Points
As a wicked thief you need to steal at the very least 100 gold, no?!
Robo x1 Unlocked 7/23/12
25 Points
The first robo enters the chase! Troubled now?!
RoboDino Unlocked 7/23/12
25 Points
The star enters the show finally! Care for your life!
200 Gold Unlocked 7/23/12
50 Points
A selfish and ambitious thief needs to steal 200 gold!
Robo x2 Unlocked 7/23/12
50 Points
The second robo enters the chase! That's sure trouble!
Upgraded Unlocked 7/23/12
50 Points
Buy all upgrades! You're a beast now!
10 PowerUps 25 Points Collect ten of them! There are needed more right?!
Ufo 50 Points Can you reach to where the ufo shows?! Can you?!
Santa 100 Points Too tired to explain! Just go for Santa!
Goldiee! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (225/500 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 2/21/11
10 Points
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Bye Robot

robot egg Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
teleportation initiated Unlocked 6/20/13
10 Points
you have initiated a teleportation sequence
down the corridor Unlocked 6/20/13
25 Points
you are moving down the corridor
teleportation terminal access Unlocked 6/20/13
50 Points
you have accessed the teleportation terminal
bonus stage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
like shiny objects Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/190 points)

Caesar's Day Off

Et Tu, Brute?* Unlocked 6/3/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I hate myself and I want to die. Unlocked 6/3/13
25 Points
RAAAWR.
Pity Party 25 Points T_T
Roman Partytime! 25 Points Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)

Cap and Bat Dance off 2

Mischief Makers Unlocked 7/29/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Press Play Already! Unlocked 7/29/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)

Cap'n Marcela

Game Completed Unlocked 3/27/15
25 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)