CapnCocaine's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 2,284 (From 452 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 38,160 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 3/27/12
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Nude Boy Unlocked 3/27/12
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 4/7/12
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Medals Earned: 3/9 (225/500 points)

Barbarium

Anger issues Unlocked 3/21/13
25 Points
Killed 15 old men
Burning down the house Unlocked 3/22/13
25 Points
Obtained the fire sword
Ice ice baby Unlocked 3/22/13
25 Points
Obtained the ice sword
Pest control Unlocked 3/21/13
25 Points
Killed 15 birds
Gatoraded Unlocked 3/22/13
50 Points
Defeated the gators
Kevin Baconed Unlocked 3/21/13
50 Points
Defeated the graboid
Bye bye birdie 50 Points Defeated the bird
See you at the party Richter! 100 Points Defeated the tyrant

Medals Earned: 6/8 (200/350 points)

BearBound

Devil of Ski Free Unlocked 1/4/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Merit Badge Unlocked 1/4/11
10 Points
Find the camp.
Bear it all Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points
Get a career.
Look Down on Me Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points
Find the secret temple.
StarBound Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points
Find the rocket ship.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)

Beat Universe

Autoplayer Unlocked 4/22/12
5 Points
Activate Autoplay for the first time
Starting Off Unlocked 4/22/12
5 Points
Finish the first song
Adept Unlocked 4/22/12
10 Points
Play the tutorial
Mid Tier Unlocked 4/22/12
25 Points
Be ranked in the top 50% overall score
Curious 5 Points View the credits
Lightning City 5 Points Finish the third song
Saved Earth 5 Points Finish the second song
Skilled 5 Points Hit 150 bad notes
Underwater 5 Points Finish the fourth song
Wow Particles 5 Points Finish the fifth song
Able 10 Points Hit 400 perfect notes
Gleaming 10 Points Unlock 17 stars
Good Start 10 Points Get 5 stars on the first song
Keen 10 Points Play 9 songs
Play For Me 10 Points Activate Autoplay 24 times
Shiny 10 Points Unlock 10 stars
Accomplished 25 Points Hit 900 perfect notes
Brilliant 25 Points hit 1600 perfect notes
Great Tier 25 Points Be ranked in the top 75% overall score
Lustrous 25 Points Unlock 24 stars
Masterful 25 Points Hit 90% or more perfect notes in a song
Proficient 25 Points Play 16 songs
Sharp 25 Points Finish a song without missing a note
True Listener 25 Points Finish all songs
Luminous 50 Points Unlock all stars
Expert 100 Points Be ranked in the top 89% overall score
Literate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/27 (45/490 points)

Berzerk Ball 2

Adrian Unlocked 12/21/12
5 Points
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
One small step for a geek... Unlocked 12/21/12
5 Points
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Total Noob Unlocked 12/21/12
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 12/21/12
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Appolo Unlocked 1/6/13
10 Points
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Major League Unlocked 1/6/13
10 Points
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob Unlocked 12/21/12
10 Points
Get your team to level 10.
Turbo Nerd Unlocked 1/6/13
10 Points
Reach 600 Speed.
Col. Mustard Unlocked 12/21/12
25 Points
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Drago Unlocked 1/6/13
25 Points
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious Unlocked 1/6/13
25 Points
Reach 700 Speed.
Homerunesque Unlocked 1/6/13
25 Points
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Lt. Colombo Unlocked 1/6/13
25 Points
Geek ain't no dev'...
Still a little Noobish Unlocked 1/6/13
25 Points
Get your team to level 15.
Theo Kojak Unlocked 12/21/12
25 Points
Rough way back...
Not a Noob anymore...almost Unlocked 1/6/13
50 Points
Get your team to level 20
Rocky Unlocked 1/6/13
50 Points
Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek Unlocked 1/6/13
50 Points
Reach 350,000 Distance.
What just passed by? Unlocked 1/6/13
50 Points
Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! Unlocked 1/6/13
100 Points
Get your team to level 25.
TCB in a Flash Unlocked 1/6/13
100 Points
Reach 900 Speed.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of Unlocked 1/6/13
100 Points
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Sherlock Holmes 25 Points Girls around the world...
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.

Medals Earned: 22/25 (735/885 points)

Besterest Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/16/14
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Backtrack Unlocked 4/16/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead Unlocked 4/16/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Small Step Unlocked 4/16/14
10 Points
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Troublemaker Unlocked 4/16/14
10 Points
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Wilson!! Unlocked 4/16/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zip Trip Unlocked 4/16/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Winner Is You 10 Points Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Feed Me 10 Points Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
I Like Betty 10 Points Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Jackpot 10 Points Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Souvenir 10 Points Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Gropey 25 Points Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Inquisitive 25 Points Look at every single thing in the game.
Speedy 50 Points Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Dancing With The Stars Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/17 (65/265 points)

Blackwood Prologue

Borrow & Return Unlocked 7/24/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buried Treasure Unlocked 7/24/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persistence Unlocked 7/24/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Collection Master 25 Points Fully complete the game, after collecting all 6 orbs
Cave Dweller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Picture Perfect Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Spider Scarer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/55 points)

Blasting Agent

Dash Master Unlocked 4/6/10
10 Points
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
Bazooka King 10 Points 90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
Double Jumper 25 Points 100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
Space Captain 25 Points 90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
Bomb Gun 50 Points 100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
Ninja Power 50 Points 100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)

Brain Waves by the Robs

Reactions Unlocked 11/24/10
5 Points
87% or more in reactions
Coordination Unlocked 11/24/10
10 Points
85% or above in coordination
Perception 5 Points 90% or more in perception
Memory 10 Points 90% or more in memory
Speed 10 Points 92% or more in speed
Accuracy 25 Points 85% or above in accuracy test
Multitask 50 Points 90% or more in multitasking
The Mega Brain 50 Points Average of 90% or more across all 7 games

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/165 points)

Brainy's Haunted House

Game Completed Unlocked 5/26/14
5 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)