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Total Medals Earned: 2,265 (From 446 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 37,710 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 29/44 (325/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 12/12 (115/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Eraticator

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/170 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Complete the first level

Eraticating 10 Points

Complete 9 levels

Rat Jump Bronze 5 Points

Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump

Rat Jump Silver 25 Points

Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump

Taste for Blood 25 Points

Complete 18 levels

Eraticated 50 Points

Complete the game

Rat Jump Gold 50 Points

Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump

Ethereal Celenite

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

Combo Spree 5 Points

Get a combo of 35!

Bomberman 5 Points

Detonate 50 bombs cumulatively.

Awetastic Score! 10 Points

Obtain a score of 10,000.

Red Pill or Blue Pill? 25 Points

Reach the red pill and blue pill level. Which will you choose?

Every Man's Refund

Medals Earned: 31/31 (255/255 points)

Repair your ship 10 Points

Your destiny is in the stars!

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Evil Goat

Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)

First Arrow 5 Points

Use arrow for first time

First Death 5 Points

Die for the first time

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first child

First Portal 5 Points

Use portal for first time

Starter Villain 5 Points

Finish the first 5 levels

Almost Villain 10 Points

Finish the first 10 levels

Complete Villain 25 Points

Finish all 15 levels

Marvelous Villain 25 Points

Beat the minimum in all levels

Explode

Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)

First Bomb 5 Points

Explode your first bomb

First Bounce 5 Points

Bounce for the first time

Half Game 5 Points

Finish 5 levels from game

Game Complete 10 Points

Finish the game

One Bomb Game 10 Points

Finish all levels using one bomb

Min Bounce 25 Points

Finish the game with minimum bouncing

Extreme Gardening

Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)

1st Bronze 5 Points

Your very first bronze!

1st Gold 10 Points

Your very first gold!

1st Silver 10 Points

Your very first silver!

Day area 10 Points

Complete day area!

Sunset area 25 Points

Complete sunset area!

All Bronzes 50 Points

Collect all bronzes!

Night area 50 Points

Complete night area!

All Golds 100 Points

Collect all golds!

All Silvers 100 Points

Collect all silvers!

Fall Damage

Medals Earned: 6/9 (75/175 points)

RANK1 5 Points

RANK1

RANK2 5 Points

RANK2

RANK3 5 Points

RANK3

RANK4 10 Points

RANK4

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Family Funday

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Game Completed 25 Points

Complete the game